A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.
There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."
by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008
Get the Socket Ballermug.