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A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.
There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."
by Arnold Ziffel March 28, 2007

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