by Bastardized Bottomburp September 17, 2003
A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.
by violet2580 March 18, 2011
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
by JonnySwindle May 7, 2013
They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003
To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022
Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.
I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.
by hasbri November 16, 2006
having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
by towlie October 2, 2002