Tyler: Yoo my dude have you seen the soccer game last night it was totally rad!!!
George Geezer: IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL YOU KNOB
George Geezer: IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL YOU KNOB
by mPotatoLord August 22, 2023
by manutdfan4life February 13, 2005
A stupid term that stupid people (mostly americans) use to call FOOTBALL, the REAL definiton of this sport.
It's the KING of world sports, officialy played for more than a hundred years, not some stupid game with a oval ball and a bunch of fucking idiots protected to their tip toes (but still without half of their brain cells).
It's the KING of world sports, officialy played for more than a hundred years, not some stupid game with a oval ball and a bunch of fucking idiots protected to their tip toes (but still without half of their brain cells).
American fag: I wonder why soccer is so much cooler than our sports.
Normal human: It's called FOOTBALL, you wothless piece of trash! Get the hell outta my sight!
Normal human: It's called FOOTBALL, you wothless piece of trash! Get the hell outta my sight!
by striker675 May 29, 2005
1) One of the few (admittedly) things at which Americans have always sucked (admit it).
2) The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed.
2) The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed.
American: That's not football, you idiot. It's soccer.
Rest of the Word: Oh yeah? Why is it that what YOU call "football" hardly uses the foot?
Rest of the Word: Oh yeah? Why is it that what YOU call "football" hardly uses the foot?
by asdfsfasdfsg44sdf June 18, 2006
I like to call it football. Football has real class and you can do slick moves with it. All the other sports are scrappy and painful to watch. The World Cup and EURO 2004 are the 2nd and 3rd most watched sporting events in the world. That's why its the WORLD GAME!!!
by luki January 8, 2004
A sport which requires a BRAIN and FITNESS unlike american football where you run for 5 seconds and stop, if you think soccer is easy, think again, watch the top 3 leagues on the world English Premiership, Italian Serie A, Spanish La Liga and you will see how they play, soccer you CAN make contact unlike basketball where you put one hand on the guy and its a foul. With soccer it can take more than 5 years to be a good player with all the skills involved in the sport, soccer players need to be running for 90 mins OFFICIALLY not 85 minutes 90 because of stoppage time unlike american football where you run for 10 mins. You need to have a passion for soccer to play it, its useless playing with no passion because you wont get anywhere, soccer has the most passionate fans out of any sport and if you dont believe me, search soccer ultras on the internet and you will see, the point is that soccer is the best sport and requires the most out of any other sport.
Soccer requires:
Fitness
Skill
Intelligence
Finesse
A brain
Mental and physical strength
AND LOADS MORE
Fitness
Skill
Intelligence
Finesse
A brain
Mental and physical strength
AND LOADS MORE
by 19 Kranjcar 19 February 9, 2007
n.
1. most popular and the most enjoyable sport in the world
2. target of insults by rednecks and fatasses because they are never fit enough to play a sport that requires such great amount of dedication and commitment
3. gives you sexy, muscular thighs....mmmm....
1. most popular and the most enjoyable sport in the world
2. target of insults by rednecks and fatasses because they are never fit enough to play a sport that requires such great amount of dedication and commitment
3. gives you sexy, muscular thighs....mmmm....
It is no surprise that Kaka and Beckham are sizzling hot, because they play soccer and they are good at it too!
by Kenny McCor July 9, 2006