A whore soccer mom is a mom who is divorced and has a sexual craving so she will fuck with any one who comes next to her.
Where is Andrea?
Probably getting her own practice in from the coach.
Yeah probably being the whore soccer mom age is
Probably getting her own practice in from the coach.
Yeah probably being the whore soccer mom age is
by Shhddtigx77 September 26, 2020
The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.
by PunkAaron January 20, 2014
An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.
When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.
by Lavender12 July 2, 2015
These definitions are terrible. You are stereotyping a group of people that you know nothing about. How dare you say that a soccer mom has nothing better to do with her life? Today's children will be paying for your social security someday, at least we are contributing to the pot by raising educated, well-adjusted, productive members of society! And FYI, in today's world, most soccer moms actually work full-time in addition to raising our children. We just have to work a little harder than you folks who believe that sleeping in is the ultimate goal in life. It's sad that when I search the internet for "soccer mom" to find gifts to say thanks to the ladies that are helping me with my league, that I have to run across crap like this, better yet, let's call it what it is...shit...So there, soccer moms also cuss when the situation calls for it. We just have created happy lives for ourselves where we don't have to cuss very often. After all, shouldn't happiness be the ultimate goal in life. Keep trying to justify your sad existance. Most soccer moms won't take time to contradict you. We are to busy contributing to society.
I am a controller for a publicly traded corporation. I have 3 children, 2 of which are old enough for competitive soccer. My husband works full-time in the computerized manufacturing industry, as well as owning his own drafting company on the side. He coaches 3 soccer teams each season; one for each of our daughters. I am the president of the league and manage 750 kids per year. All this, in addition to our jobs and raising 3 kids. Yet my children are at the top of their classes at school, they are happy and well-adjusted, they have friends and a social network to help them survive their upcoming teen-age years. All this takes an EXTREME amount of sacrifice from everyone involved in our lives, but the children of America are worth it. And I have issues with anyone who says otherwise. Perhaps I am what a "real" soccer mom is.
by LoriAnn September 4, 2005
totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.
He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.
by soccer mom August 22, 2005
Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.
by donut2924 May 16, 2017