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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself 

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.
Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*
Kyra is so cute!
So Cute by Azizis June 13, 2012

so cute so prit 

so cute so pritπŸ’πŸ’—πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’“πŸ’˜
β€œso cute so prit”

I love this video, it's so cute and sweet 

A sympathy comment for really bad videos on youtube. If there's a poorly done video that's been up for a while with no likes and no comments, some people will copy & paste "I love this video, it's so cute and sweet" just to make the video's creator feel better.
Video Maker: "Hey, look, someone finally commented on my video!"

Comment: I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

Friend: "Uh...dude, that video must be really lame..."

So cute in the face 

Term coined in the midwest. Used to describe something/someone attractive. Usually said in Spanish accent while intoxicated.
"Oohh, he is so cute in his face!"

"That prostitute is so cute in the face!"
So cute in the face by k8e27 November 26, 2007