Guy2- "Don't look directly at her! She's too beautiful."
Guy1- "I can't see where I'm going, what did I just bump into? Oh shit! I'm on fire!"
Phillip: "No they arent man. That snorg lady is presumptous to even think so".
Snorg's are the reason anal sex still carries as a stigma in some cultures.
Elias: "I can't risk it! My girlfriend told me if I stuck my thingy inside the Snorg would bite it off"!