7 definitions by zarreff
| 1. | pee pee touch | ||
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This is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for sex. Man: I'll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.
Stripper: Fuck no! Man: How bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch |
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| 2. | baby blunt | ||
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Rodney: "I dont smoke big boy blunts I only smoke itty-bitty baby blunts".
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| 3. | Baby Blunt | ||
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An unneccessarily small blunt. Its made when a person empties the tobacco from the cigar to replace with weed but doesnt have nearly enough weed to refill the cigar before rerolling. Its basically a joint. Rodney: Hey only a couple of heads can smoke from this blunt I brought.
Me mocking his stingy ass: "Hey im Rodney! I dont smoke BIG boy blunts, I only smoke itty-bitty BABY Blunts"! |
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| 4. | Nah im good | ||
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This is a phrase used to express that ur not gonna do something you dont wanna do. This happens to be the best comeback to anyone asking you to do something for them; It lets the person know that doin a favor for them is not "good" for you. Ruby Tuesday Cook: "Hey man can you prep me some Tomato Mozzarella"?
Worker who is NOT the Prep Person: "Nah im good". |
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| 5. | Snorg | ||
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(verb.) When you laugh and grunt at the same time with your mouth open whilst looking like a moron. Its the noise one's suppose to make when they read the funny, witty sayings that are on the Snorg Woman's tee shirts. Jack: *snorging* "that snorg ladies shirts are funny dude"!
Phillip: "No they arent man. That snorg lady is presumptous to even think so". |
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| 6. | a duck bitch | ||
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1. A girl who has a big belly that pulls her forward and a large ass that sticks out, this makes her resemble that of a duck. Her having snaggle teeth would make her resemble a duck even more but its not a requirement. 2. A clingy, or ugly girl thats trying to stalk you. If you spot her at a bar before she spots you- then DUCK! Girl: "youre an idiot".
Guy: "yea well with that big ass and stomach you look like a duck". ------------- Guy 1: Yo man isnt that the girl over there whose been stalkin yo ass?? Guy 2: Yep thats "a duck bitch", ima ghost outta here for she sees me. |
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| 7. | Snorg | ||
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(noun.) A purple scaly monster that commonly lives in a womans asshole. Snorg's are the reason anal sex still carries as a stigma in some cultures. Randal: "Have you fucked you're girlfriend in the ass yet or what"?
Elias: "I can't risk it! My girlfriend told me if I stuck my thingy inside the Snorg would bite it off"! |
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