(verb.) When you laugh and grunt at the same time with your mouth open whilst looking like a moron. Its the noise one's suppose to make when they read the funny, witty sayings that are on the Snorg Woman's tee shirts.
Jack: *snorging* "that snorg ladies shirts are funny dude"!
Phillip: "No they arent man. That snorg lady is presumptous to even think so".
An unneccessarily small blunt. Its made when a person empties the tobacco from the cigar to replace with weed but doesnt have nearly enough weed to refill the cigar before rerolling. Its basically a joint.
Rodney: Hey only a couple of heads can smoke from this blunt I brought.
Me mocking his stingy ass: "Hey im Rodney! I dont smoke BIG boy blunts, I only smoke itty-bitty BABY Blunts"!
This is a phrase used to express that ur not gonna do something you dont wanna do. This happens to be the best comeback to anyone asking you to do something for them; It lets the person know that doin a favor for them is not "good" for you.
Ruby Tuesday Cook: "Hey man can you prep me some Tomato Mozzarella"?
1. A girl who has a big belly that pulls her forward and a large ass that sticks out, this makes her resemble that of a duck. Her having snaggle teeth would make her resemble a duck even more but its not a requirement.
2. A clingy, or ugly girl thats trying to stalk you. If you spot her at a bar before she spots you- then DUCK!
Girl: "youre an idiot".
Guy: "yea well with that big ass and stomach you look like a duck".
Guy 1: Yo man isnt that the girl over there whose been stalkin yo ass??
Guy 2: Yep thats "a duck bitch", ima ghost outta here for she sees me.