A weirdo who moves into your house and sniffs everyones bed when they leave in the morning.
Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.
Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.
by kerbearker January 20, 2011
A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.
Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.
by sbd February 20, 2006
A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.
by tatomuck1 August 31, 2008
A derogatory term used to describe a person that tends to overanalyze physical properties that may not even be relevant.
These people seem to split hairs on details and are usually just percieved as windbags who just like to hear themselves speak.
The implied insult of the word, is that the corksniffer, is a lab worker that microanalyzes everything to the extreme, but fails to see the big picture.
The term probably originated in the wine industry or the wine conneisour pastime to describe people that innaccurately believe they can tell the quality of a wine by sniffing the cork.
This term is very commonly used in the discussion pages of popular online forums dealing with guitars, in which the cork sniffers are the ones that argue and debate over the subtleties of various factors that contribute to tone, such as wood types used, guitar picup types, body shapes, finishing methods, manufacturing proccess etc.
The term is generally used to imply that these very people don't really have any experience with the actual playing of the instruments, but they are simply analyzing or evaluating tone based on theory or science, instead of just listening.
The corksniffers completely miss the point.
These people seem to split hairs on details and are usually just percieved as windbags who just like to hear themselves speak.
The implied insult of the word, is that the corksniffer, is a lab worker that microanalyzes everything to the extreme, but fails to see the big picture.
The term probably originated in the wine industry or the wine conneisour pastime to describe people that innaccurately believe they can tell the quality of a wine by sniffing the cork.
This term is very commonly used in the discussion pages of popular online forums dealing with guitars, in which the cork sniffers are the ones that argue and debate over the subtleties of various factors that contribute to tone, such as wood types used, guitar picup types, body shapes, finishing methods, manufacturing proccess etc.
The term is generally used to imply that these very people don't really have any experience with the actual playing of the instruments, but they are simply analyzing or evaluating tone based on theory or science, instead of just listening.
The corksniffers completely miss the point.
"Hey, can you belive that guy?
Trying to say that adding cat hair to the varnish of a guitar will brighten the sound of it's tone."
"Aw, don't listen to that cork sniffer."
Trying to say that adding cat hair to the varnish of a guitar will brighten the sound of it's tone."
"Aw, don't listen to that cork sniffer."
by Dave Aronow February 12, 2008
I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.
by Rubymonster April 21, 2017
The wise individual who can enjoy the aroma given off by pair of soiled female pantys snatched from a dirty clothes hamper, laundry room or the floor after banging them. The crotch panel usually has a strong cunt smell ranging from soft and fruity to strong and tangy. While alone, the sniffer will usually enjoy holding the filthy crotch to thier nose, slowly inhaling the aroma, while stroking thier cock. An occasional lick to the stain gives the oral pleasure as well. The odor, the tangy taste and the pumping of thier cock quickly brings one to an explosive orgasm.
After I woke up in the morning, I pocketed her panties she soaked the night before. She was asleep so I riffled through her hamper and found a great pair of black cotton thongs with the greatest, funkiest smelling crusty crotch panel. I took them too. When I got home, I kept them in zip lock bags and the scent and taste stayed for weeks. I was so sore from jacking off to that pleasure.
by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005
What is the deal with Marsha? Her last five boyfriends have all been cops . . . she is a real pistol sniffer.
by 1st time poster July 27, 2012