Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.
"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."
Swertainly is a modified form of the common word "certainly." It is most often used to affirm a statement someone just made. Swertainly is also used on the streets as a more endearing term of acknowledgment. When used on the streets, the phrase "my dear" is frequently added on to the end, creating: "Swertainly, my dear."
Bethany: You want to settle this in a game of ping-pong, before I kick your ass?
Mark: Swertainly, my dear.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'