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snortingly 

Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.
"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."
snortingly by Auntie's Helmet October 3, 2013
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snertin' 

Verb;Snorting in a southern accent
Adjective; Snorting but in a southern accent.
Noun; a crusty dusty bootyflake
1. Who's snertin' in my lobby?!
2. No snertin' in me swamp!
3.Why snert drugs when you can snert the word of God.
snertin' by M'lard n savior April 8, 2017

swertainly 

Swertainly is a modified form of the common word "certainly." It is most often used to affirm a statement someone just made. Swertainly is also used on the streets as a more endearing term of acknowledgment. When used on the streets, the phrase "my dear" is frequently added on to the end, creating: "Swertainly, my dear."
Bethany: You want to settle this in a game of ping-pong, before I kick your ass?
Mark: Swertainly, my dear.
swertainly by pingpongwong July 15, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026