Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 9, 2023

HINEY SNEEZE

A Fart

Was that a Hiney Sneeze

by SLAMPIG101 June 17, 2021

Sneeze Tease

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.

I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.

by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019

Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…

egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"

by brainstorm June 12, 2015

Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Eagle Sneeze

Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.

Example:

Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!

-watches the sneeze-

John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.

Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!

by Fumo November 21, 2010