One who swoops in when your trying to seal the deal with a chick (usually a drunken slut.) Like when you turn your back to get another alcoholic beverage for her.
Darren- Fuckin Jason straight up snatchgaffed that fine piece of ass I had pretty much sealed the deal with.
Nick- I know right, Jason is a known snatchgaffer. You've gotta watch him.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'