Snaggle cunt 

Women from New Jersey, who claim to have multiple illnesses, requiring them to lounge around all day reading trashy novels. Their diet primarily consists of chocolate donuts and chicken mc nuggets. These women are known day walkers and are extremely ginger. Other signs that you have encountered a “snaggle cunt” are the excessive bitching and whining through her buck teeth. If you happen to come across a “snaggle cunt” precautionary measures are as follows:
1. Leave New Jersey as soon as possible.
2. Use chocolate donuts as a decoy to stage your escape.
3. Make your self appear to be taller that the beast.

• Warning, do not attempt to cut off her head, she is believed to be of relation to the hydra, resulting in more bucked tooth, nugget nibbling danger.

Synonyms: Charlie Lima, Riviera Hotel, Stupid Fucking Bitch, Gate keeper of the hostess.

Congrats on being rid of the Snaggle Cunt.

Snaggle cunt by hbmc August 12, 2010

Cunt Swaggle 

The act of eating a girl out until the point of female ejaculation. The next step would to be taking the vaginal secretions and swishing them around in your mouth (Like mouthwash) and spitting them out onto female subject.

We were totally getting jiggy, then she was turned off by my cunt swaggle skills, and I was like bitch youz crazy.

Cunt Swaggle by mymomiscool January 11, 2011

Snugglecunt 

A pet name that goes against the trend for sickly, vomit inducing pet names such as 'fluffy bunny' or 'snugglekins'. Part sweet, part shocking!

You're my snugglecunt
I love him, he's my snugglecunt

Snugglecunt by amber0307 November 6, 2010

Snagglecunt

A highly unstable woman; prone to overreaction and displays of unexplainable behavior, such as emotionally cuckolding her husband or hating on kid's charities.

Man, Tommy's wife is such a SnaggleCunt.

Snagglecunt by Stltripod84 July 20, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016