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Curtain like fabric to block the view of sex from the general public..
He hung a smurtain so the public would no see them having sex through they're bedroom window..
by Mikekenn November 13, 2011
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A small curtain (mainly used in caravans, airplanes, trains and other places that have a need for irregular sized curtains).
Damn Patricia, those are some mighty fine smurtains!
by YvonneFan2k15 March 23, 2016
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