Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

Smurf You by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010

Smurf You! 

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out

Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (:

Smurf You! by botdfluva April 1, 2011

smurf your turf 

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.

Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf

smurf your turf by ryno smalls March 15, 2008

my smurf, your peak 

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.

teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater”

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”

my smurf, your peak by Crouch Guy August 24, 2023

surf on your turf 

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

surf on your turf by electroweak November 7, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008