smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 1, 2005

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A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

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Smuffocating

a combination between smothering and suffocation; often used by oxygen deprived persons where neither smothering or suffocation was able to be said. commonly used in the mid-west United States.

and has no relation to "smuffocate" or "smufficate" claimed to be related to oral sex.

There were so many people in that room, I started smuffocating.

by BriannSue April 17, 2011

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Smuffocate

To smother and suffocate at the same time. This word can be used when pretending to be a baby, or act cute, but is not intended for use in a serious situation, because it sounds silly, quite frankly. Can also be a person who killed someone by smothering/suffocating, and was in prison, comes from reprobate.

"And he nearly smuffocated me!"
"I was smuffocated last night"
"How do you smuffocate a person?"
"He was a smuffocate for 50 years"

by Baby Pee April 24, 2008

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nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 4, 2018

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