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Smober: The act of being nicotine free and no longer smoking; like sober for an alcoholic, Smober defines you as being a recovering nicotine addict.
"I have been smober now for 3 months." (I gave up smoking 3 months ago.)
by Eddief33 March 18, 2007
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to give up smoking cigaretts.
tom: hey, can i bum a butt?

tim: nah, i quit, i've been smober now for 30 days!
by sarah mckay May 04, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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