smite

A term used when murder is just not enough.

Get away from me or I will smite you.

by TrixRabbit March 13, 2006

smited

What a moron will say instead of smote.

uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b

by Angular56 January 29, 2004

Smited

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

by IllOfDoom May 16, 2019

Smiting

When a guy leaves the main part of the party or hangout to get with a girl.

The boys: Wanna hangout tonight?
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!

At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.

by Meeechh August 23, 2017

Smiteing

To take multiple penises in one's rectum

Darren is smiteing because he is a homosexual and loves it

by CouvaLord May 2, 2016

smite

Something that people do to others when they fail epicly.

Man, that Kelli girl fails, lets make sure we smite her 107 times!

by THEsasquatch April 13, 2009

Smiting

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

Today, I saw a ginger bitch at the bus stop, so I escaped from it in a ninja- like fashion, and therefore won at life. Total smiting.

by longlive(L) October 27, 2010