by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010
Get the Smilfedmug. 
"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).
Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
by Wsjaka September 29, 2007
Get the SMILFmug. Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.
Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.
by Maestro_yuk May 06, 2021
Get the SMILFmug. Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.
Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.
Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.
by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009
Get the Smilfmug.