Smiley Dan 

A handjob.

Bob: Dude, Jennifer offered me a smiley dan last night!
Rick: Did you accept the offer?
Bob: Of course i did, it was the best smiley dan ever!

Smiley Dan by typhwon August 31, 2011

Dancers always smile 

An extremely common phrase whereabouts dancers, needing to look happy and enlightened, always smile while dancing for an audience.

Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.

Timmy "What do dancers always do?"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"

Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"

Dancers always smile by cs00023 January 18, 2011