smelkins

A word for someone so pretentious you can't help but to mentally visualize their imminent grisly death by a bunch of bikies. A person who spouts more bullshit than the entire united states government put together.

"ay, look at that smelkins, he's so pretentious it hurts."

smelkins by voyeurator August 14, 2009

smeeking 

To advance cuntily -

Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.

e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working

smeeking by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008

Smalking 

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

Smalking by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

selking 

The process of bending one's own fully or semi-erect penis all the way between his legs and then essentially fornicating with his own anus.

Yo, man did you check those selking vids on porn.com? He FUCKED his own ass!!!

selking by smittywerbenyegermanjensen February 10, 2015

Smeaking 

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes

Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?

Smeaking by Andd2112 June 26, 2019

Smeeking 

A term for smoking combusted marijuana herb. Originated when a certain female was too high to utter the correct term which is "Smoking Weed".

Boy: "Why are you so high right now?"

Girl: "I've been smeeking! I mean... oh whatever smeeking works!"

Boy: "hahahahahahaha"

Boy 2: "hahahahahahahaha"

Girl: "hahahahahahaha"

*smeek more*

Smeeking by Becky Lode January 19, 2011

Smalking 

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

Smalking by captain tegan December 18, 2009