Smear Face 

A person who's face is so horrible it has surpassed all others and we just had to create a new name for them.

Check out that ugly bitch.

Oh my god she's a total Smear Face!

ugly fugly shit face

Smear Face by blonde051309 January 16, 2011

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom 

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom by Skoroca July 2, 2017

smearfaceblanketmonster 

a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.

The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.

smearfaceblanketmonster by But Elizabeth is my name. June 11, 2008

Facebook Swear 

(v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.

I facebook swear that I will never watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.

Facebook Swear by whocaresaboutNY November 11, 2016