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1. Smarty
A nickname for a person of great intelligence, often a women with strong features, extremely beautiful and exotic.
"Hey, Smarty, what's new? I missed you."
by MAUI May 22, 2005 add a video
2. smarty
A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.
Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.
3. smarty
A person who scores hatricks in the Olympics. To score three goals once is a Hatrick the second Hatrick is considered a SMARTY.
Oh man one Hatrick is crazy to get but to get a smarty that's unbelievable.
4. smarty
when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library
i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty
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