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1.
Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.
Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
by Slackie Onassis August 30, 2007
 
2.
smexy marmalade
"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"
by smarmelade N MyHul May 08, 2013