Someone who is addicted to smack and is mentally retarded.
Man that fuckwit is fuckin smacktard.
by DiDwE September 23, 2008
n. - A person that lacks intellegence and/or common sense, to the point of seeming to be mentally retarded, who is not actually a retard, thus making it socially acceptable to smack them as needed. This condition is currently commonly caused by exposure to online chat rooms, and was previously mostly caused by smack (heroin, not cocaine as suggested by other definitions, and part of the origin of the term, if not part of the current evolution.)
______ is such a Smacktard after he shoots.

Everyone in Barrens chat is a Smacktard.
by Ryyn May 25, 2008
n. Someone who says something so stupid, that you want to smack them. Esp. when interjected into an exchange as an intrusive third party.

v. online emote form, /smacktard. Smack the person that said something stupid.
The forumn regulars were getting tired of all the smacktards dropping in to troll.

Where does Fox News Corp dig up all these smacktards pretending to be experts?
by NastyDiaper May 23, 2006
Come on, Smack is NOT crack! Smack has been a slang term for heroin for decades. This term has been around for at least 10 years. Originally used as a derogatory term for a heroin addict.

The modern usage is simple. A gamer who talks smack. Period. Smack can be anything from calling other players the ass-inine and overused "fag, gay, n-word, newb, etc etc." When done jokingly with friends it can be fun. When done maliciously to strangers, it's retarded, and shows an undeniable lack of mental fortitude and self-control.
Listen SmackTARD, I'm 50 years old and immune to your childish and immature rubbish, so just STFU, put down the tube of airplane glue, stop masturbating so much, and do your homework like a good little boy.
by JaK_5quat April 10, 2006
Come on, Smack is NOT crack! Smack has been a slang term for heroin for decades. This term has been around for at least 10 years. Originally used as a derogatory term for a heroin addict.

The modern usage is simple. A gamer who talks smack. Period. Smack can be anything from calling other players the ass-inine and overused "fag, gay, n-word, newb, etc etc." When done jokingly with friends it can be fun. When done maliciously to strangers, it's retarded, and shows an undeniable lack of mental fortitude and self-control.
Listen SmackTARD, I'm 50 years old and immune to your childish and immature rubbish, so just STFU, put down the tube of airplane glue, stop masturbating so much, and do your homework like a good little boy.
by JaK_5quat April 10, 2006
1. A disparaging term used predominantly in online gaming by anti-social nerds (generally under the age of 18) who fantasize about sexual relations with members of the same gender and regularly masturbate to illustrations of 11 year-old Japanese school girls getting fucked by octopuses.

After casually joining an online game and losing to a trash-talker nerd (who has devoted his life to the medium):

"U R SUCH A SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH".

Note: This comment has no meaning to people who are not worthless piles of shit.
by ARYAN SUPER Soldier March 04, 2006
An idiot or moron that needs to be beaten senseless. Derived from "smack" and "retard". A step above asshat.
Hitler was a smacktard.
by deadzombie August 13, 2004

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