Balzac's definitions

Mushy Cookie

a college game, often played in fraternaties, where many mles stand around in a circle masturbating. Whenever someone cum's, they giz on to the cookie that is placed in the middle of the circle. the last person to get off on to the cookie is forced to eat it by his "buddies"

The idiot agreed to join in on a game of mushy cookie without knowing what it is. Schmuck.

by Balzac November 30, 2003

anus-wise

of or relating to the anus

Man i screwed jennifer hard, anus-wise

by Balzac December 6, 2004

Shackwhackle

to injure a bodypart in an ignominous fashion.

I lost it on the vert and shackwhackled my nads

by Balzac February 18, 2003

Smacktard

Someone too unrepentantly stupid to be called a wordfucktard. Smacktards actually are trying to be stupid.

Your friends are such a pack of smacktards....cuz they keep on hanging out with a wordfucktard like you.

by Balzac February 18, 2003

illazon

A trendsetter who leads not follows. Intelligent, funny and charismatic.

I wish I was like illazon

by Balzac November 24, 2021