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18.
n. Someone who says something so stupid, that you want to smack them. Esp. when interjected into an exchange as an intrusive third party.

v. online emote form, /smacktard. Smack the person that said something stupid.
The forumn regulars were getting tired of all the smacktards dropping in to troll.

Where does Fox News Corp dig up all these smacktards pretending to be experts?
by NastyDiaper May 23, 2006
 
36.
Person who does something annoying in a netwiorked game.

Sanitized version of fucktard.



eg Gamespy Banner Ad, early 2004:
"We do not tolerate cheating smacktards!"
by Anthony Cassidy March 29, 2004
 
37.
A smacked retard that should never be online. Smacktards usually participate in such activities as blowing up his own team killing himself repeatedly etc. In real life smacktards conceal their nature but can easily be sniffed out with some lysol. If a smacktard is seen online he should be shot repeatedly in the head before he can do any damage.
"HEY SMACKTARD!!! (fired shots at head)"
"Yo smacktard you're on the BLUE team idiot!"
"Fuck we lost again. Let's go massacre the smacktard.It's his fault."
by Crutchcricket February 17, 2004
 
38.
1 - n. the implication of smacktardism/being a smacktard.

2 - n. one who ruin's other's fun by being immature.
example: "SupaBum47 is using a headshot bot, the smacktard."

3 - one who writes dictionary definitions for fun.
example: "Burton Earny just defined the word 'smacktard' in six ways. What a smacktard."

4 - n. one who haslost too much of one's intelligence quotient.

5 - n. an object of great dislike to an individual.
example: "This website claims to be a dictionary, but includes slang words like 'smacktard'. What a smacktard of a site."

6 - n. one who uses incorect speling in a dicshunary definishon.
see above for examples relevent to definitions
by Burton Earny February 15, 2004
 
39.
Someone who acts like a retard and ruins the fun in an online game.
Look at Soulblighter, what a smacktard.
by Jamo September 28, 2003
 
40.
When someone is acting like so much of a retard, that you want to smack them silly.
B1: "yay! i managed to teamkill three of my teammates last round!"
B2: "You are such a smacktard."
by NrKy September 15, 2003
 
41.
1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.
The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.
by Me July 06, 2003
 
42.
Someone who was 'Smacked Too Hard' when they were born.

This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.

In real life they also do stupid things.
Poor lad was smacked t'ard at birth and can't think straight
by Frunobulax July 05, 2003