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Sly Five 

A sly five is essentially a high five, but can only be used appropriatly when somebody has accomplished something very sly.
Two kids at school steal a friends pencil case with out him noticing.

Kid 1#:wow, your really sly at stealing things
Kid 2#:this calls for a sly five

Two assassins kill their target from one thousand feet away using a silenced sniper rifle. Nobody notices.
Assassin 1#: omfg that was awesome
Assassin 2#: sly five me
Sly Five by jedimasterjames January 15, 2010
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Sly Five 

A sly five is something you do when you and/or a friend both notice (or do) something awesome in the presence of a person that might not think it awesome. It is essentially a very discreet high five which requires no elevation of the hands and can be done with a simple pass so that no one will notice how awesome you and your friend are.
John, Steve and Rebecca(John's GF) are at the bar with some friends. One of their friends, Elaine, has been hinting at some sexual tension between her and John. Shes awfully drunk now and starts to grope on John when Rebecca isnt paying attention. Seeing the obvious possible confrontation, Steve swoops in and entices Elaine to go and smoke with him so that John and Rebecca can quickly leave. On their way out, John quickly Sly Fives Steve.
Sly Five by Cohlt .45 May 21, 2010
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Sly-five 

Semen spit into a blowjob giver's hand and used to high five the blowjob receiver. To be used when blow job receiver refuses to kiss blowjob giver because his splooge was in his partner's mouth.
My boyfriend refuses to kiss me after I give him blowjobs, so the other day I gave him a sly-five.
Sly-five by Glockstar April 28, 2016
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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