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Gender-neutral variant of slut. It's a mixture of "potato" and "slut". Potatoes are, usually, seen as neither male nor female.
Geez, that guy is such a slutato... Kissing so many people like that...

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She's such a slutato! She just made out with the whole class!

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That rock... It's a slutato. See? I'm sure of it. Right now, it's making out with two rocks at once. Slutato.
Slutato by Reesper June 14, 2015
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/sluht-ey-toh/
Noun:

A person who boasts about getting "lucky" everytime.
Tom talks so much about getting lucky every time. He even bragged about getting lucky at a voting booth. What a Slutato.
Slutato by Faketionary January 11, 2018
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Salutatorian 

The smart kid who stayed up way too late studying, drank enough coffee to kill a camel, and missed so many parties that everyone thought they were a hermit to just get second place.
The salutatorian gave a speech at graduation.
Salutatorian by KateWalters May 31, 2017
A slutton is a person addicted to befriending sluts, or engaging in activity with them.A slutton seems to find comfort in the company of sluts, whether for sexual relief, or simply to make themselves feel better. Some sluttons do indeed join close friendships with sluts. Sluttons are mysterious but not uncommon creatures who can normallly be found in the phonebook of a slut.
"Why is he always hanging out with these girls?"
"I don't know, he's such a slutton".
slutton by Nana93 May 7, 2009

salutatorian 

The person who has the second highest gpa as of the freeze date per the student handbook.
The asian kid is the salutatorian of Alonso High school
salutatorian by SplinterTMNT May 31, 2017
A seemingly harmless kid (may or may not be a freshman) who will drive you crazy after five minutes with him. This creature will offer to pay you amounts of money or food, but never seems to have the cash or remember he owed you anything. Slughathors also are a very disobedient species. They cannot easily be house trained and cannot perform the simplest tasks without instruction. However, with constant bombardment the Slugathor will obey you. Slugathors (if there is more than one) tend to inhabit the areas around upper-class men, usually ones that are a lot cooler than themselves. Though, this is not hard to do, as they are so very uncool themselves. They have been spotted in and around school cafeterias, and are most recognizable by their tracks of spilled food and vitamin water in addition to their easily squeezable back fat.
Slugator is a mystical creature found in school cafeterias, often resemble Mr. Potatoheads or resemble midgets
a male or female tag-a-long that you put up with only because of the fact they will have sex with you
I have this slutalong that is super annoying but will have sex on a minutes notice.
Slutalong by mythmker May 4, 2009
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