Top Definition
A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)
Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!
by Jesus Was Emo. August 18, 2007

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