Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.
"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals
by Simon Moya-Smith February 09, 2012
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A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'
Time to save Slumpy!
by wrongowrong October 30, 2012
A fuck buddy (woman in most cases) that helps you break out of a dry slump. A friend with benifits that you wouldnt go out in public with
Last night I just went home and called a slumpy to come over.
by acebone August 06, 2011
Feeling sad, crapy and crummy just having a slumpy day.
(A girl wearing a jogging suit and her hair is up in a bun)
"She's so slumpy today I wonder what happened"?

(Someone just being lazy)
"I'm going to be slumpy today just because".
by Justine Snell April 17, 2014
A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.
I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.
by John 999996 August 28, 2008
Everything and anything so horrifically bad that you could imagine possible to say about or to another girl.
Oh my gulosh, that slumpy just put her hand in my face like she's the shiznat or something!
by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005
(Continued) Right as you're about to come you pull out and cum into her recently eaten eyes. You then rip open the woman's barbed-wire-sewed stomach with your teeth. Then take the baby out, and bring both back to your house, or a friend's house so you don't get busted for it. Then you put them both in the freezer until you can get hard again (Since you just came in her eyes). Now take the baby out of the freezer, and start to slowly stick your dick in its ass, making it bleed all over. Make sure to rip out it's tongue, too, so it can't really scream that well. All the while you individually peel off its fingernails and toenails. Then once the finger nails and toenails are gone, you grab it by the arms and thrust your dick into it's mouth, pulling its arms out of its sockets. (still more to come)
Aaron: I really want to slumpy this girl who just had a kid.
Ashley: I don't know, man. That can be pretty tricky. Heard a lot of people get caught.
by Bitchlover6969 September 21, 2010

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