Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.
"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

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by Simon Moya-Smith February 09, 2012
Top Definition
A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'
Time to save Slumpy!
by wrongowrong October 30, 2012
A fuck buddy (woman in most cases) that helps you break out of a dry slump. A friend with benifits that you wouldnt go out in public with
Last night I just went home and called a slumpy to come over.
by acebone August 06, 2011
Feeling sad, crapy and crummy just having a slumpy day.
(A girl wearing a jogging suit and her hair is up in a bun)
"She's so slumpy today I wonder what happened"?

(Someone just being lazy)
"I'm going to be slumpy today just because".
by Justine Snell April 17, 2014
A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.
I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.
by John 999996 August 28, 2008
Everything and anything so horrifically bad that you could imagine possible to say about or to another girl.
Oh my gulosh, that slumpy just put her hand in my face like she's the shiznat or something!
by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005
when someone is passed out or sleeping you stick,your penis in their mouth and you rape it.
once butters passed out cartman gave him a slumpy.
by bentley2011 September 18, 2009

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