The "clip-and-blend" of the word "slit" and "clitoris." Used to describe a unworthy or annoying person.
Billy: Did you hear that Bobby wants to hang out with us? What do you think?

Johnny: No way! That guy's a slitoris.
by hulutitmonger April 27, 2010
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Combination of a slit (vadge) and a clit (clitoris).
That chick's slitoris was chat!
What a slitisaurous rex!
by Hoelly October 4, 2011
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