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Slippy Beef 

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.
"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*
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Sloppy Beef 

When the foreskin of a man, is a little too long, and a lot a dirty.
Yo, I was hooking up with Craig last night and he had MAD Sloppy Beef. I ran outta there in 2 seconds flat
Sloppy Beef by Anony9 June 21, 2020

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.
M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

sloppy roast beef 

I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.