A person who is a slut and a wench combined.
My ex-wife cheated on me she is such a slench!
by roadblock777 April 7, 2009
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To be hit in the face with a slice of cheese (usually by a large South Africa male).
Dude, check your face, you look you got slenched
by The Slencher January 3, 2011
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Sideways Liquid that Drenches you.

When wind and rain combine to create a multi-directional moisture barrage that will overcome any clothing, protective or otherwise, often leading to drips running down the crack of your arse and eventually soaking your balls, or lady parts.
Fucking Hell Dave, I was going to cycle to the pub but it’s really slenchy out there!

Jesus Christ Sandra it’s slenching it down outside, even the dog doesn’t want to go out!

Good Lord Rupert you simply must give the gardener the afternoon off their’s so much slench in the air he’s just furrowing my croquet lawn!
by Careless Winsper October 29, 2021
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