Sideways Liquid that Drenches you.
When wind and
rain combine to create a multi-directional moisture barrage that
will overcome any clothing, protective or otherwise, often leading to drips running down the
crack of your arse and eventually soaking your balls, or lady parts.
Fucking Hell Dave, I was going to cycle to the pub but it’s really slenchy out there!
Jesus Christ Sandra it’s slenching it down
outside, even the dog doesn’t want to go out!
Good Lord Rupert you simply must give the gardener the
afternoon off their’s so much slench in the
air he’s just furrowing my croquet lawn!