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To be hit in the face with a slice of cheese (usually by a large South Africa male).
Dude, check your face, you look you got slenched
Slench by The Slencher January 3, 2011
Related Words
Slench slenchify slunch stench SPENCH Sleech Stenchtrench sletch skench slanch
Sideways Liquid that Drenches you.

When wind and rain combine to create a multi-directional moisture barrage that will overcome any clothing, protective or otherwise, often leading to drips running down the crack of your arse and eventually soaking your balls, or lady parts.
Fucking Hell Dave, I was going to cycle to the pub but it’s really slenchy out there!

Jesus Christ Sandra it’s slenching it down outside, even the dog doesn’t want to go out!

Good Lord Rupert you simply must give the gardener the afternoon off their’s so much slench in the air he’s just furrowing my croquet lawn!
Slench by Careless Winsper October 29, 2021

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.
Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!
stench wake by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010
Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.
Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.
Sleeching by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils
What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone
foul stench by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
A misheard word in a Justin Bieber song that is actually ‘stain sheets’ and not senches.
Girl #1: “Lipstick on my senches!”
Girl#2: “That’s not how it goes dumbass.”
Senches by JennyCake May 17, 2018