2 definitions by FrostbiteXP

sleepsterbating

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again

Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while

by FrostbiteXP October 11, 2015

Overeatchiever

That one friend who is destined the last slice of pizza, wants to eat more than most of the group and is considered the bottomless pit of the group

Guy 1: man i'm full, but that last slice is calling my name"

Guy 2: THAT SLICE IS MINE CHARLIE.
Guy 1: Eric you're such and overeatchiever let me have the slice
Guy: NO.

by FrostbiteXP October 11, 2015