Slaus 

A person who is book-smart and uses their intelligence to put down others who have a different opinion than them because they need to be right. An insecure douche who uses his knowledge to seem superior to others instead of understanding where they come from.

"Sheldon can be such as Slaus"
"Stop being a slaus and listen to me"
"Can you believe that slaus deleted me because I didn't like the movie?"
"He's such a slaus for saying I'm an idiot for liking the movie"

Slaus by Alice Bianca Royal July 31, 2012

slaus 

lil butter cream shine that smiles like sloth from goonies and has scimitars for arms--but never uses them.

Such a slaus you are.

slaus by Anonymous April 10, 2003

slaus 

Dutch slang for a person that is physically uncomfortable to be around, due to bad hygiene and body odour. A slaus generally has poor social standing and is often recognisable by extreme lack of social skills. Can also be used as an adjective; slausy (or slauzig in the original Dutch).

"Dude, that guy with long hair is a bit of a slaus."'
"Yea, he stinks."

slaus by Mr_n0_n4m3 March 14, 2025

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.

1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Pyro-noxious Slabs by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

sausage pistol 

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

sausage pistol by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014