to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
by fishchicken January 27, 2013
To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
by Kari206 January 20, 2010
When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
by Dinertime July 20, 2016
A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010
When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth
by MouseXIII June 15, 2010
by Master of trades slave to no July 15, 2022