this place flat, I'm about to skurt.
by Jenelle August 30, 2005
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Boy:Hey do you want to go out to dinner?
Girl: Skurt
Bystander: Dang bro you just got curved
by HomelessHobo February 4, 2017
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To not be apart of; leave.
Oh my god, i have to be partners with you! Skurt along huntie!
by 2glam2giveadamn November 27, 2013
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verb: to drive recklessly; tires skreech; peel out; drive w/o a destination
"He was skurtin on the game right there doe doe"

"Stop skurtin and perkin"

"Skurt on em mang we gotta hurry"
by aych pee da ghost July 17, 2009
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It means you shoot yourself while driving a vehicle
Finna pull a Skurt Cobain”
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Noun. Skurt McFlowery is a native of Massachusetts. Skurt is a timid soul, his hobbies include just the tip, slippery soap surprise, find the hair down there, and other controversial family games.

Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise.
Skurt McFlowery Limerick

There once was a man named McFlowery
Who engaged a girl for her dowery
But on thier wedding day
Skurt snuck out to lay
The priest in the church's back gallery
by Angel O'Collins July 12, 2011
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