To annoy someone to the point of madness without realizing it.

From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.

Someone who is addicted to, and can't get enough of skronking. They are always looking for a good skronk every night. Also known as: horny little buggers.

Skronk (or skronking) is to annoy someone to death. Like.. to the point where you want to kick them out of your diner.

1)To engage in sexual activity;
2)To have an negative unexpected event occur
3)To indicate a positive result

n: A role taken on by the man in a 'just friends' male/female relationship. An emotional tampon is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial 'shoulder to cry on' or some other outlet for her to otherwise vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental unbalance. Ultimately, he becomes the only person for whom this behavior is reserved as nobody else will tolerate it but him.

This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.

The Saskatchewan slang for sex. Mainly used by teenagers, who are obsessed with the subject. Also used more often when catching a couple in a bush at a party.

1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.