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Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018
Related Words
skuzz skuz skoozer skuzzy skoozie skooze skout skuzzlebutt skoozy skuzbag
derived from the slang word's scuzzy meaning dirty and box meaning vagina, skuzbox is a popular word in modern Adelaide society used to describe women from certain metropolitan areas.
check out that skuzbox.
skuzbox by skuzbox July 22, 2009

skuzmich 

when one performs a sukzmich type play/move for no apparent reason
You don't just skuzmich on a freeway, DISPICABLE!
skuzmich by pooopsicle November 18, 2010

skuzzerd 

One who is unkempt, dirty, desheviled, and cares not about their present state of uncleanliness.
You smell that guy? He probably hasn't showered in weeks.
Yeah, what a skuzzerd.
skuzzerd by The Skuzzerd January 14, 2011
v. To blow a load (Ejaculate) in somone's face.
You see that bitch in the back row... I skoozed her last night!
skooze by Sam Lee Respess March 28, 2009
"That bitch is a skoozy"
skoozy by mistymo1 May 16, 2006