Top Definition
Sklurf is a a vagina that is over 50 years old and has been fucked so many times that it is always wide open or a very ugly deformed young vagina.
Travis: Damn Jessica is fucking ugly.
Dylan: Well what do you expect she has a sklurf.
Travis:Eww
by Hood Brat March 26, 2009

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