Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!
I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!
by Perogie Stealer March 10, 2012
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When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.
I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary
by demonpeepers March 26, 2011