Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!
I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!
by Perogie Stealer March 10, 2012
When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.
I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary
by demonpeepers March 26, 2011