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stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.
1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"
stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

Shrimpified 

Shrimpified the act of being turned into a Shrimp
I want to be Shrimpified
Shrimpified by Sw33t-_-blaze January 15, 2021

skinnified 

Skinnified is what happens when you are being super skinny and gaining fame and attention, an easy way to become skinnified is to be noticed by shook, expoxsed or Sebastian Williams.
Cardi: Wow Life with MaK is so popular nowdays, she must have been skinnified by @expoxsed
Nicki: Yeah she has been, you look like you need to be skinnified too
Cardi: I-
Everyone: *Unfollows Cardi, follows Life with MaK*
skinnified by typical_lad September 22, 2018

stimpified

The condition of having killed so many brain cells in such a short amount of time that you become as stupid as a cartoon cat
"Dude that weed last night got me totally stimpified!"
stimpified by anonymous April 17, 2024

Simplified af 

When u fuckin brain dead you are simplified as fuck
Yo that nibba simplified af rn
Yeah he fuckin brain dead fish
AYE YOO SWIPIFIED PLEASE PUT ME ON.
SWIPIFIED by SWIPIFIED November 22, 2021