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Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012
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skeetoon 

Noun: a receptacle for receiving semen from a distance. Term coined during a test in AP Physics
I managed to hit the skeetoon from 11 feet away
skeetoon by gingervitus March 12, 2008

Skee-Town Sizzler 

A Skee-Town Sizzler refers to when pop-rocks are inserted into a partner's mouth and are activated by urinating upon them. This practice originated in Muskegon, Michigan where people have nothing better to do than find creative ways to piss in each other's mouths.
Sandy said she liked Pop-Rocks so I gave her the Skee-Town Sizzler
a nickname made by people with no lives aka brianna and katie.
"skeeton found out that i squeeze my boobs together to make them look bigger!"
Skeeton by westbrook lovers January 6, 2009
dirty whore, liar, someone who makes up shit and needs a life, and wants to have sex in the bathroom, a person who thinks anyother person wheres to much makeup and squeezes there boobs together so they look bigger, a real cool cat
keeton yescott likes to be called skeeton.

keeton is a skeeton.

katie is not a skeeton.

briana is not a skeeton either.

skeeton by boob squeezer #3 January 3, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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