by Gordon October 15, 2004
by Mike in Texas May 31, 2005
a busted chick who has definitely "been around the block" and has been known to a "village bicycle". usually who is of decent enough attractivness to be considered good enough to take a second look at but would be detramental to your honor as a man to do anything sexual with.
Holy cow steve! Did you just see that chick that just walked by that was walking with a stick up her butt? She was definitely a skeeter.
by SAWGY29 February 1, 2008
the name used for when the male stem of a bong is used to snort cocaine. has incredibly pleasant results when used with "skeet" or cocaine that has been passed through a flour sifter.
the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
instructions: place finely ground cocaine on a clean, dry surface in a mound equivalent to a fatty line. place the skeeter directly over the mound in a 90 degree position. place nostril over the other end and inhale sharply while simulaneously tilting the skeeter ever so slightly so as to create a clear hole effect of outside air rushing in to further push the product up the nose. wait a few minutes then continue repeating until there's no mo' left and you gotta pound whiskey to go to sleep.
by Misc. P May 25, 2006
by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018
Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.
by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022