Skank smacker 

Someone who is destined to be a virgin for their entire life because of their obnoxiousness/incapability to have feelings and a brain

Skank smacker by DeaD PersoN August 1, 2003

Shank Smacker 

A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment

He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker

Shank Smacker by rikcy Weed July 31, 2009