Sizzledicked 

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.

Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"

Sizzledicked by Wu-tang Daddy fo real October 6, 2010

Sizzledick

Nickname given to all and any Edgar with herpes.

Hey, is Sizzledick working in the backyard?

Sizzledick by AzCommunism November 11, 2010

Sizzledick

Taking a penis and putting it on a fine pad to sizzle it to make smoke alarms go off

Sizzledick Oh no someone must’ve done a sizzle dick we must go turn off the fire alarms

Sizzledick by Big dr. Crispy daddy May 4, 2020