tom sissons 

A guy who is mainly seen as a fuck - boy and tries to get with all the girls. He uses pick up lines on girls thinking it will make him have an advantage when really he is getting nowhere. Plays around with girl's hearts just to break them. Not a good boyfriend and horrible at kissing.

A girl that Tom was talking to - OMFG honestly, this guy is honestly such a player

Other girls - yep I know, that's Tom Sissons for you

tom sissons by Theasapgirlboy March 31, 2020

Sissors 

a dump stupid idiot that cant spell the simplest fucking word, scissors.

p1: So I heard Bob spells scissors like sissors! What a dumbass!
p2: Hahaha!

Sissors by Gerrets October 18, 2020

simsons 

An utterly utterly terrible spelling of the word simpsons Generally spelled that way by losers and/or just a spelling error or typo.

User111: I hate the simsons
Coolguy19: Its SIMPSONS, not simsons you idiot!

simsons by Grade-A January 26, 2005

Sisson 

A means of conveying annoyance or anger towards an action or person

Example 1:

Megan your sissoning me! You can’t go to Cole’s today.

Example 2:

Sisson! Put your sunscreen on!!

Sisson by Meganandcoleforever December 12, 2022

Sessons 

If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.

Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.

Sessons by The Love Doctors1 January 17, 2014

sisson 

Sororal nephew.

Hey, it's my sisson Grayson.

sisson by Master of beargreen August 25, 2023

sissonville stinky 

after you take a shit, you take a q-tip and rub one end in shit, while someone is sleeping you bury the q-tip inside their ear, resulting in a sissonville stinky.

while bobby was sleeping, Al gave him a sissonville stinky.

sissonville stinky by madeuce August 13, 2008